Fife Scandal Sheet

Krack in the Kingdom

Fife

Scandal

Sheet

By Lisa Forrester

Welcome to Fife Scandal Sheet.

 

This was originally my Adam Smith College course page but now

that my course is over I thought I would have some fun with it.

 

Out  goes  pics of  Scotland and my little nieces…

 

In goes……....well…….....whatever  I want really…..!!!

 

 

 

 
Text Box: June 2009 My Neighbour I have finally relented and replaced the picture I posted at the beginning of the month showing my next door neighbour cavorting around naked in his back garden. He has apologised for his drunken state and the bad language used on that occasion and he has also agreed to cut my grass and trim the hedges on a regular basis providing I cease ruining his reputation in the community. He has also agreed I can play music in my own house as loud as I like if I can very kindly remove his name from this article. Kewl !!! Text Box: May 2009 Alan Cruickshank WOW!!!! There has been a murder in Kirkcaldy!!! Ex-Drug dealer and former convict Alan Cruickshank has been murdered only a few streets away from my home! Apparently his assailants (or murderers I suppose) finished him off with a samurai sword and a mash hammer and then went to a party on Hendry Road. This brings scumminess in Kirkcaldy to new depths. Don’t know any of these guys but one of them is a bouncer somewhere and they are quite fit looking. So…. I suppose they are on remand being gang-raped in the showers as you read this……………. Text Box: April 2009 Chav Scum Nicola Patterson is the youngest of the Patterson sisters (4 in total) Apparently she is expecting! State sponsored single-motherhood is a family tradition in their clan. All the sisters except (Nicola ) have at least one child. None of them including their mother has ever had a job! Its not an accidental birth, or an unplanned pregnancy……... It’s a career move!!!! Text Box: March 2009 Nothing much has happened this month….. So here’s a picture of Avril Reid practising for……………….....well I’m not really sure? Banana eating competition?

January 2009

Hamish Isaac Drummond (Child Molester)

released into the community

 

After serving only 4 years of a 7 year sentence and a
Text Box: February 2009 Local Thug Convicted Great News!!! Grant McLaren of Dallas Drive has been convicted of beating up his girlfriend Tracy Scott badly enough to have hospital treatment! Good One Grant! 12 months imprisonment and confiscation of his dog (Saul not Tracy). I was especially glad to hear of this because this is the same scumbag who stole and trashed my Aunt Fiona’s car in 2007 and was then found not guilty because of some technicality or problem at the fiscals office. In an unrelated trial his girlfriend Tracy was also given a six month suspended sentence for violation of her tagging and bail conditions. See below for the latest fashion in tags…... Text Box: July 2009 Married Scottish Footballer involved with Kirkcaldy Girl !!!! A Scottish footballer has been having an affair with a lang toun lass. His picture appears amongst her holiday snaps on her website. This girl is now 17 but it now transpires she was 15 when the pictures were taken. Her home page is: He was seen in Duddingston Drive two weeks ago in a Black Lexus waiting outside her door. More news when this rumour is positively confirmed!!!

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